I'm drunk now so I'm just going to weigh in and not give a fuck.

I always thought that big vaginas were gross in porns. Like, I seriously was grossed out by them.

Then, I dated a girl who I was infatuated with that it turns out had some pretty large labia. Now, I was never really one for eating pussy, but she didn't want to have sex early on in our relationship and she was all about messing around. So, a brother went down on that and turns out had the time of his life. I loved every bit of her large labia smothering my face. Greatest experience ever to bury my face deep into that trench. To this day, though we aren't together, I imagine eating her out whenever I'm doing it to another girl and wish I was eating hers out. It was fabulous.

I guess in my drunken state all I want to do is reiterate the "don't knock it til you try it" mantra. Because it sounds like maybe you could use that right now. I'm going to lay down the proclamation that eating out a girl with large labia far exceeds the experience of eating out a little coin slot and anyone who would tell you differently is just super inexperienced and totally ignorant. Rock that shit and rock it proud because guys like me who are in the know dream about that stuff.