Apparently no one in my building cares for kids Any guesses on what animal my 5 year old drew? Japanese Taiko Master Here is a Goosebumps cover I made I’m going in for surgery tomorrow. What’s something funny I can say to my surgeon before I’m put under anesthesia? I wish I could give a set of these to everyone who posts on AskReddit gf ate edibles for the first time. one "wasn't shit" so she takes another. I look over at her phone and hour later and see this. yes her phones cracked Eggs are expensive these days. Seriously, who calls it that? Which button is Bluetooth? After being with my girlfriend for almost 8 years, I finally made it into the family calendar! Bought this vertical mouse and my team is making fun of me that it’s too phallic. Straightforward security at the airport there was a clever cleaner at work So, I've been out for work doing in-person inspections all day. I had 8 appointments. Nobody said a word... ☠️

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