sorry in advance or any spelling errors, I'm on mobile Okay well I wouldn't say funny more like scary but really it depends on if you were there or just a listener

so me and my 3 buddies went to calgary and all of us did shrooms in a hotel room that you were aloud to smoke in so we were taking dabs off my bong all night watching nature shit tripping out. when about 3 hours in my one friend looks out the window of our room to see a police cruiser just sitting there, right under our window (mind you we were be extremely loud at around 10pm maybe 11pm I'm sure we were wrecked). talk about fucking scary. we all went absolutely silent for the rest of the night, and that's when we realized how loud we were.

So one of my buddies who lived in calgary decided he was gonna go home because, well I couldn't blame him I wanted to get out of there myself but didn't really have the option seeing I was tripping balls.

so my buddy let's call him Jamal, packs his stuff up quickly and quietly and takes one step out the door stands there for about 5 seconds than just walks backwards into our room, "there's 4 cops down the hallway."

Holy fucking shit.

He stays in the room for about 10 minutes until he decides he's leaving and he goes the other direction down the hallway. fast forward 10 minutes. Jamal sends us a text in our kik chat that there's probably like 10 cops in the lobby.

So at this point we all collectively decide to toss all the shrooms and dabs we had because we aren't getting caught with shrooms and manufactured drugs. so I walk into the bathroom tripping absolute balls look at the toilet and come to conclusion that we are all getting caught and we are all going to jail... so I don't flush any of the drugs, and besides I had a bong in the room, can't really dispose of that without leaving the room.

after I'm done contemplating life I walk back into our room and sit on the bed, the remaining 3 of us watched Planet Earth assuming the cops were looking for our room and waited for that faithful knock. hours go by and no knock, we start feeling confident since they would have come to our door by now, so eventually we all fell asleep, god knows how long that took.

When we woke up the next day we noticed a different cruiser outside our window so now that we are all sorta sober we get everything illegal into a bag and walk to our vehicle cops still down the hall but this time, at both ends... fuck me right?! well we decide we only have one option at this point and go down the hallway after smoking a cigar, hoping to mask the smell. we get passed the cops and take the bag to the vehicle. honk, vehicle locked. home free. touchdown. couldn't be more fucking excited!!

We look online when we get back to the room and find out there was a possable murder suspect or something that locked himself in his hotel room, and for some reason the cops weren't aloud in because he paid for the room and they needed a warrant or something to go in so they just sat outside his door all night. this was 10 rooms down from ours. it turned out that the police were evacuating residents on our floor that night, but they stopped before they got to our room because it was just far enough from his room. As that sunk in we realized how lucky we got that, that knock didn't come at 12am.

tl;dr Did shrooms in a hotel room just down the hallway from a murderer and a fuck load of police while yelling and taking dabs watching planet earth.