/u/sd4c, What about this:
Find a "unicorn" type girl (I know AWALT) from a conservative family, young, low N-count, yada yada... enter into an LTR and just knock her up out of wedlock and don't get married. She's a conservative girl, so she likely won't be comfortable getting an abortion. You could even get engaged but just never tie the knot. This would keep her on the hook and make her feel better about going through with the pregnancy and having the child. Then, once the child is born you can just keep postponing the marriage indefinitely.
There's only one way I can see this option backfiring: Even after having your child, she may be so determined to get married to someone, she may leave you, take your child, and go marry some beta cuckhold. As we know, if she's attractive and still young enough, she'll have plenty of betas begging to wife her up and raise your kid.
So in the worst case scenario, (assuming you dont live in a common law state) you would still end up losing your kid and paying child support like a regular divorce rape, but you avoid alimony and having your assets stolen. This is the real benefit. Child support is based on your income, but it's usually pretty easy to afford, plus it expires after the child turns 18.
Don't forget, there's a huge upside to this plan. It could actually work. If you can successfully get her to have your child out of wedlock, I believe there's a decent chance she'll hang around long enough, then you can make an honest woman out of her when she's around 40 if you want.
Thoughts?