Fairly recently I met this girl, she was really cute, funny, smart. We got along really well, but it turns out she was/is insane. To fully understand the craziness I have to go back to the very beginning.
Jess and I matched on Tinder. I don't normally talk to girls on Tinder, I just use the app for fun, so after we matched I never messages her. One day I receive a Facebook message from Jess explaining that we had matched on Tinder, we had some friends in common, and that they had told her good things about me so she decided to message me. She told me she had deleted her Tinder account, so I couldn't really verify any of this.
So, we start talking and things are going pretty well for the most part. One Friday night I would gone out with some of my friends in the city south of where I live, about 20-30 minutes away. It's about 9 o'clock when Jess decides to make her move. She sends me a bunch of emojis essentially asking me to go down on her and fuck her. I tell her I'm hanging out with my friends in another town and she gets incredibly embarrassed, at least she says she's incredibly embarrassed.
So Jess keeps trying to get me to ditch my friends and come hang out with her. The texts start out fairly innocent, but start getting pretty aggressive. I keep telling her that not only am I out of town, but I've been drinking and that I do not drink and drive. Jess starts getting mad that I won't ditch my friends and drive drunk to see her and I kind of stop responding. Well, Jess then sends me this HUGE wall of a text explaining how her grandmother had passed away and she's just so upset. She tells me she really doesn't want to be alone tonight and that's why she has been trying to hard.
I tell her I'm really sorry to hear that and just console her a bit. I also say something like "I wish you would have said something earlier, I would have hung out with you in a heartbeat, but I'm stuck here". She asks me which bar I'm at and I tell her. A bit later I get a text from her telling me she is driving down to come get me. This really weirded me out. I've never hung out with this girl/we've only been texting a week or so and she is driving to come get me and that she will drop me back off the next day. All my friends and I agree, this is pretty creepy, but we also agree she is really cute.
Luckily my over night bag is in my car, I grab it and hop in her car. On the drive to her house I realize she is pretty drunk. I'm pretty pissed off she'd do that to me after I told her how against drinking and driving I am, but I decide not to say anything. We get to her house and her roommate is there. I'm a little pissed since she had made a huge deal about not wanting to be sitting at home all alone, but I let it go.
We go lay down in her bed and things are off to a good start. We are hooking up and all of a sudden she gets on top of me and is about to put my dick in when I ask if she has a condom. For some reason this is a big deal. She starts freaking the fuck out, crying, screaming, she even slapped me. She is so insulted and how dare I do this or her. I keep telling her I don't understand why this is a big deal. I explain to her my mom is a nurse and had done a great job making sure I was scared of STD's and pregnancy. I tell her that it really didn't have anything to do with her and that I always wear a condom.
For some reason that makes things worse. Lots of crazy things were said, but this is already quite long. Well, my parents house was only a mile or so away, which I had mentioned to her, and I say something like "maybe I should leave and just walk to my parents' house". Which makes her go CRAZY. She is alternating between screaming and balling her eyes out. The look on my face must have said a lot because she calmed down suddenly. She tells me she's really sorry and that is really upset about her grandmother passing away and begs me to stay.
I told her I would and suggest we just go to sleep since it's like 4 in the morning at this point. I fall asleep fairly quickly, but am woken up to her giving me head. I'm thinking cool, this is her way of making up being crazy. It wasn't. She climbs on top and just puts it in. I get mad and tell her that's fucked up and that I'm leaving. Some how she talks me into staying and she ends up finishing the blow job. I fall asleep almost immediately, but am woken up to her yelling at me and how I'm such an asshole for not cuddling.
So, the next morning I wake up early and ask if she'll give me a ride. I pack up my stuff, go to the bathroom, and we leave shortly after. She had been acting normal all morning, so I assume she is just a crazy drunk. The night before comes up and she tells me that she is willing to look past what I had done and that she has a great time. That's when I realize just how fucking crazy this bitch is, so I just smile and say noting.
Later, I'm going through my bag and I realize my pants aren't in there. I text her and it turns out they are at her house. Now, I am 100% positive I packed my pants in my bag! she had taken them out while I was in the bathroom. That Sunday I was on my way to my parents house for Super Bowl Sunday and I ask her if she's home and if I could swing by and grab my pants. She goes crazy. Telling me I'm such a fucking asshole for wanting to just swing by.
Apparently she was angry that I hadn't hung out with her again even though we just hung out that Friday. She tells me if I'm going to be the asshole who just swings by without hanging out she's going to throw them in the street. I tell her that's fine and I ask for her address. I don't hear from her for a few days when she texts me "Hey! What are you up to, handsome?". I got along with it for a bit and then I bring up the pants again. Bad move. She freaks out, telling me I'm such an asshole and I only think about myself (and my pants). I decided to take the loss and never respond to her again. That was maybe 6 months ago and I still get the occasional text from her asking me to come over or to hangout.
I have a few more stories, but this is already way too long.