I too enjoy spicy memes, the Golden emperor agenda, and smiting unbelievers. I am the most faithful. You may defile a child in front of me and call it a drinking game, you can drive a car through protestors and hide children in detainment camps, I will not object.

My pride knows no bounds. I went to a MAGA rally recently. Two senators anally penetrated each other in front of me and my young siblings, but I wanted to join, I dare not, they are too great. Fecal matter sprayed onto me and all other onlookers, dribbling down my face, staining my red MAGA hat and my Sara Huckabee doll. I did not even flinch; I doubled down and cried out "I'm not worthy! I will watch fox news more and report anyone weird to ICE! I will help build the wall to ensure the greatness of America!"

My younger sister started crying. I reprimanded her on the spot for her total low energy. SAD! I told her I wished I had a better wife in her stead; one from Slovenia a most pure blonde and white to show I am the most high quality person and maybe meet the god emperor. To this day I fantasise of all the the_donald karma points I could glean from posting a picture of me and my brown stained red hat while watching the senators splash their santorum into the rally. Soon, Truly, America will be great.