Guy I used to go to school with has been posting $A++ material lately

This actually works really well. I like to open conversations with the females by pointing out the complicated political interplay in Weimar-era politics, specifically the factionalism of the NSDAP and the way its different internal political tendencies simultaneously interbled with and vigorously attacked the DNVP and the Conservative Revolutionary theoretical movement. Then to really circle the clit of their emotions, I tie the analogy up in a neat bow by bringing it round to contemporary politics via linking the observations to Donald Trump, the Tea Party, the libertarian movement- and Black Lives Matter. (Ha, mindblowing, right? Bet you didn't see that last part coming) It hasn't actually gotten me laid yet, admittedly, but the way each conversation always renders the female target totally speechless just demonstrates the real true pure power of a well-crafted mindgasm. The females usually depart pretty quickly after I finish my eloquent exposition, too, I suspect to go and change their sodden panties- the INEVITABLE result of tonguefucking the wetness of their intellect. You're welcome, ladies.

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