I have this idea, needs a better name, but it’s basically “boobs on a stick”. Take a 2” dowel, about 5’ 6” high, attach a set of nice sized boobs made out of jell-ball stuff, covered in soft cotton, perhaps some kind of latex. And I’d pull this thing out of my closet, after work, bury my face in the warm soft goodness. It would be so nice. There could be taller or shorter sticks, different coverings, depending on your preference, perhaps even a shorter stick for some kind of infrequent “titty-fuck”. A secondary market might provide “furry attachments” or BDSM upgrade, or something.

Unlike one of those Asian sex dolls, it could be disassembled, and discretely discarded in a dumpster once it was worn out, or something better came along.