Hello? Moscow? US says Russian defence officials picked up test call of ‘deconfliction hotline’

Hello?... Uh... Hello J- uh hello Joe? Bortnikov here. Listen uh uh I can't hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little?... Oh-ho, that's much better... yeah... huh... yes... Fine, I can hear you now, Joe... Clear and plain and coming through fine... I'm coming through fine, too, eh?... Good, then... well, then, as you say, we're both coming through fine... Good... Well, it's good that you're fine and... and I'm fine... I agree with you, it's great to be fine... a-ha-ha-ha-ha... Now then, Joe, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with Ukraine... The invasion, Joe... The Ukraine invasion!... Well now, what happened is... ahm... our commander-in-chief, he had a sort of... well, he went a little funny in the head... you know... just a little... funny. And, ah... he went and did a silly thing... Well, I'll tell you what he did...

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