Stories from someone who is or has been suicidal

I'm not suicidal anymore but I have a couple funny stories

First was when I was in a psych ward, a fat dude on my floor masturbated on his roommate's face at like 2AM. Roommate wakes up, freaks the fuck out, staff comes in and the dude is moved to the second floor. He got out before I did 3 or so days later, despite me denying any thoughts of hurting myself or others my entire stay. (which I was telling the truth)

Second one was also when I was in the psych ward during my 9 day stay. I hadn't shaved my legs in like a week and a half because I was in a coma-like state from my suicide attempt for like a week, then they didn't allow people to have razors at the psych ward. And a big thing about my physical comfort is not having body hair. I don't know why, but I feel extremely dirty where I have body hair. Because of that, I end up complaining to the psychiatrist about not being able to shave my legs and he tells me that they'll get it arranged so I can do that.

So they get a tech to watch me do it, nice black girl with super stereotypical name and it was her first day on the job from what I overheard and I had never seen her before. So I shaved my legs, and idk why I thought this, maybe it was because I was fucked up on meds, but after I finished, I asked her after if I could shave my pubic hair too. She gets WIDE EYED as hell and doesn't know what to say so she takes the razor and tells me she'll be right back. Comes back and tells me that a male tech has to be the one to watch me for that. Male tech never came rip

Also for some reason, on the forms, they asked me what my sexuality was. I always thought of that as kinda weird and none of my other friends who have gone to psych wards before had anything like that.