HEY YOU DUMB FUCKS. PUT YOUR FUCKING INDICATOR ON FOR A FEW SECONDS *BEFORE* WILDLY SWERVING INTO OTHER LANES AND PEOPLE WILL MAKE ROOM FOR YOU. IT'S NOT A RACE.

Not exactly the same but like this basically worked for me

my car was an old beat up beamer from the 90s covered in reflective tape to hold it together and absolutely covered in dents on every side of the car - people see this car and think "yo fuck i gotta stay away from this one" - cost me 1k when I bought it and it lasted me 7 years until the engine lost compression last week

added bonus - fill the car with clothes and other junk and nobody will ever even consider breaking into it no matter how bad the neighbourhood you park it in is - if your car looks like you live in it ain't no homeless person or addict ever gonna fuck with it

This only works if you don't give a shit about your car but like hey safety first right?

/r/newzealand Thread Parent