How can I be a father AND protect myself?

Yes, I found out that you post under your real name here. Hence, why I came to the confident assumption that you are full of utter shit. You see, when most sad, pathetic, lonely, resentful people post stupid fucking opinions online, they do it anonymously - for some reason, you decided to broadcast it.

"Best to not tell people you own the properties. Always act like you're a renter."

Probably illegal.... Particularly if you're fucking renting to them.

For well over a decade I had a condo registered to Jordan Ackleman LLC (not the real LLC name but close). I'd get roommates and when they didn't pay rent I'd tell them that Mr. Ackleman was coming over to evict us.

All kinds of fucking illegal, not to mention scummy as fuck. Your lawyer is a fucking dumbass.

I hired a local old retired barber for $20 to pretend to be the landlord on more than one occasion. Basically paid for more rentals out of those suckers. Never told anyone what I owned. Other than the IRS and my accountant and attorney.

Fraud.

For a long time I didn't even admit to owning my businesses. "Gee, I'll have to ask the boss" was an easy out.

What businesses? You mean your independent consultancies? The ones you work at by yourself? Delusional.

The likelihood of someone having enough funds to pierce the trusts' veils completely means any litigant will bankrupt themselves to try to squeeze blood from a stone, lol.

You know there are people who make fantastic livings sucking money out of delusional idiots like yourself?

My attorney told me about an idea he had for paying for lifestyles: have your corporation run a contest for a free vacation or a car or a fridge. Enter that contest. Win (duh, no other entrants).

Are you fucking kidding me? What kind of shit-for-brains lawyer do you have? That is just about the MOST FUCKING ILLEGAL THING YOU COULD POSSIBLY DO AS A SMALL BUSINESS OWNER. Holy Shit. Not even joking, that would send you straight to prison.

etc. etc.

Maybe because you've spent too much time in your own little world of tweets, blog posting, and reddit, hence why you're so clearly delusional about yourself. But you have to understand that the mangy teenagers and bored 20somethings here are an incredibly low bar to compare to, absolutely nothing. Every self-respecting person who isn't destitute has access to a lawyer, it doesn't make you anything, particularly if he lets off with such insanely stupid ideas Even worse, you spend your time among the most miserable, pathetic collection of people who frequent this site - on the red pill.

Ive written about offshore investments, getting a second passport, working with Double Dutch Irish sandwich corporations for reducing tax burdens, and how to get invited to political dinners at the federal level.

You can write on whatever the fuck you want, that doesn't change the fact that they're the crazy ramblings of a madman full of complete shit. Do you think you reading an article online and then writing your own means anything? Any dumbass can publish whatever they want on their own site. The bar is below the fucking floor.

That fucking half-assed cropped picture with Rahm Emmanuel and your selfies with politicians? How pathetic. Anyone can go to a campaign rally - it takes a truly special kind of dumbass to parlay that handshake into a relationship inside their head. Lobbying politicians? Anyone can send an e-mail bud, that doesn't make you a lobbyist.

As for your "businesses", they're clearly horseshit. I doubt you earn shit from them. How do you fucking sell business? You don't have any credentials. Anyone can file paperwork and tell people online that they have a business. Do you know the people who actually do what you think you do? They're generally CPAs, maybe former executives of some kind with time to burn, or generally someone with real experience. None of which you have.

You're a sad, resentful, maladjusted, pathetic old man. Normally I'd reserve judgement, but your red pill philosophy makes it clear you lack compassion, common sense, and even basic human decency.

Fucking dumbass.

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