How is your day going so far?

I woke up this morning and I wanted to watch Philadelphia but it wasn't on Netflix so I finished watching The Firm with Tom Cruise because that's what came up on Netflix when I typed in Philadelphia the other day. When that was over I still really wanted to watch Philadelphia so I found a stream online and did that. You know I've seen it before, more than once, like I know how it ends, and even if I hadn't seen it before Tom Hanks clearly has AIDS, I know how AIDS in the early nineties is going to end, like I know he's going to die, and yet still every time, without fail, Denzel fixes his oxygen mask and Antonio lies next to him in the hospital bed, and here come the water works. I must have cried for at least fifteen minutes. Then I ate some Skittles and I felt better. After that, I browsed Reddit for awhile, but there was a Sasha Grey picture on the Front Page and people were talking about she's good except all of her porn is weird and it reminded me about this video of her and Manuel I saw years ago where they fucked each other wearing rubber pig noses so I googled Sasha Grey pig nose, found it, watched it for a bit, mostly just skipped around, it's not great, plus I'm really just not in the mood for her today, but it did leave me wanting to masturbate so I typed some weird shit into the Literotica search bar and wasted the last hour of my life doing that. Now I have a stream of that new Nick Kroll movie Adult Beginners loaded up. It only has a 44% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes but Nick Kroll is a funny guy and it's produced by the Duplass Brothers who don't usually steer me wrong so I have hope. I also had a caprese salad and spinach for lunch that wasn't half bad. I don't know what I'm having for dinner yet but there is a 100% chance I'll just end up eating the rest of these Skittles if I can't get my boyfriend to make it for me.

All in all my goal for today was to not do shit, and so far, I have to say that I have done a fantastic job in accomplishing that.

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