Mo-ped - first fatty Virginity - "Don't Get Cocky Kid" Steady As She Goes - Sex with your gf for a week straight Slump Buster - Took ya long enough The Menage - 3 is better than 1! Dance With The Devil - Congrats, you and him are now best friends 10 - You just out kicked your coverage kid Double Digits - The Game is just beginning 20 More -1/5 of the way there Take the dirt road home - Note to self, do it drunk next time Penicillin - They told you she was dirty Red Wings - "Red Six, Standing by" The Fever - It's all pink on the inside Still Counts - She's 19 and has a kid? Big Game Hunter - First MILF/Cougar Big Game Hunter II -They Know your name, and your game Pedophilia - So she just graduated high school, so what? Girl Next Door - Who thought playful wrestling as kids would turn to this? Hot Streak - "Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin zone" Emberassing - Hope she doesn't tell her friends... Stage 5 -Better Change the Locks Weed Wacker -Harrier than your dads back. Squirter! - You're a real Sherlock Holmes, 10% of the female population! Surprise! -Squirter to the face Friendly Fire Don't shoot your team mates when you pull out F.W.B - because its Tuesday at 9 am Sororicide -Two sisters down, mom's next? Asian Persuasion" -So, they're not sideways *Repeat Offender - Sex with and ex Facial - Only works if you don't ask her Statistics - Survived teenage pregnancy. Cultured - You don't even know where Serbia is Mistake - She takes a lot of the same classes you do Alpha Male - Work your way through a circle of friends

Thanks for making me take a trip down memory lane guys!