If you were staring in an adult video, what would the title be?

1000 yard stare The story revolves around a man so traumatically broken by the removal of Taco Bell’s potato products. One look at his dead fish eyes and you just know he’s retreated into the depths and depravity of his mind and isn’t coming back for anything. Until he meets her, a middle age Spanish-american woman who has a crazy idea, she wants to open a restaurant selling nothing but adobo and sazon flavored potato products. It’s a whirlwind romance film with more than enough gratuitous nudity and kink play (mostly involving the potato’s obv) but at its heart it is more of an art film than a porn. Still rated M for the lengths they go to, it gets really fucked up when the local Taco Bell staff gets involved but I don’t want to give away too much.

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