Illuminati members, what are some misconceptions conspiracy theorists have about you?

We actually don't care for executives at corporations, they are only employees that get paid well, but they can be easily replaced, the same goes for mainstream reporters and celebrities that promote our agendas.

We not only control Democrats, we also control Republicans, we just choose between them to keep business going depending of the situation.

We actually care for the environment in a legitimately way which is why we promote the LGBTQ+ community, so people have less children.

The good thing is that children and young people are easily persuaded because they don't have defined identity yet, so we target those groups mostly.

Wars are another of the important tools we use to rearrange power structures when we feel there is a need to do so. Whichever structure gives us the more control over people, the better, but we rarely have favorites.

We monitor people's privacy not to sell them stuff, we actually want to understand how they think so they willingly accept our mandates and economic rules.

We actually don't like crypto currencies because they undermine our central banks made up money. Ideally we want to have our own fictional digital currency, so if someone reveals against our policies we can punish them with their wallets.

We want to create a social points system, so the people that are more in line with our policies get rewarded and those against them get punished. But we actually want people to like it, so it is a complicated process.

We are not capitalists, ideally people will own nothing, and we would own everything, so we are trying to figure out ways to make everything subscription based, even your clothing, and razors, but also housing, and automobiles.

We actually like when people don't trust corporations because they can blame all their problems on corporations we can easily bankrupt and replace. As long as they don't put their eyes on the fed and central banks it is all good fair game.

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