Introverts, what's the furthest you've gone to avoid people?

This is the reason I'm not a parent. I don't want to be in the situations like this I put my dad in.

My little brother, myself, and 2 friends were in my brothers room. The room was really small so one friend was sitting on a box in the closer with the door open playing his game of. I don't remember why this scenario came to be, but we found a ladies with and it got put on me. To complete the costume we decided to add two basketballs under my shirt.

Well, around this time one friend thought it would be funny to jump in the closet with Gameboy friend and shut the door. He starts going ohhhhh friend's name really loud and my dad busts in the door and yells, "y'all need to quie.......what the hell is going on in here?!"

Well, there I am in a wig and basketball boobies next to my little brother, my friends still in closet making noises and banging on the walls and door, and I don't say a word. He doesn't either. He just walks nervously to the closet and opens the door. There is friend 1 still sitting on his box playing Gameboy and friend two with his arms in the air and fists closed ready to bang on the door and in utter shock that he's face to face with my dad. My dad just says, you boys need to keep it down and walks out. Then a few seconds later comes back and pushes the bedroom door open and walks off again.

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