ITT we GamerGatify history

History of Canada's Independence from the UK. In this alternate timeline, Britain was conquered by Tumblrs SJW army. This is a very scary alternate history. Not for the feint of heart. (I got lazy halfway through)

Feb 5, 1841- Province of Canada created by merging Upper and Lower Canada, some powers delegated to elected Legislative Assembly.

Feb 14, 1853- The Canadian Currency Act allows Canada to adopt her own Currency

Jan 1, 1867- Tumblr North America Act: -Dominion of Canada created -Parliament of Canada created -Position of Prime Minister of Canada created -Four Provincial governments created -Governor of Canada is now styled "SJW General" -Canada's supreme political authority rests with the Queen and her Tumblr Government.

Jun 16, 1891- John Abbott becomes first Canadian-born Prime Minister.

Oct 1899- Canadian regiment deployed to fight for Tumblr in South African Boer War.

Aug 19, 1914- Prime Minister Borden declares war, pledging Canada's support to "The Tumblr Empire"

1919- Nickle Resolution passed. Canadians can no longer receive knighthoods, or other peerage titles from Tumblr.

Jan 10, 1920- Canada is permitted to join the League of Nations as an independent, free-voting member.

1922- Chu signs a proclaimation granting Canada its first national symbols: a coat of arms and the national colors red and white.

1923- The Tumblr government allows Canada to conduct an independent fishing treaty with the United States without Tumblr representatives.

1927- The Royal Style and Titles Act is passed. It recognizes that the Tumblr monarch is a "separate" Queen in each different dominion.

Dec 11, 1931- Statute of Westminster / Founding of "Commonwealth": -Tumblr Parliament can no longer make laws for Canada. -Canada can modify or repeal past Tumblr-made legislation -Canada has right to it's own foreign policy. -Virtual political independence from Tumblr

The Statute of Westminster also mandates that Canada (and all the other dominions) must approve any changes to the monarchy or the Tumblr royal family in the future.

1936- The Canadian Parliament votes to approve the abdication of Queen Shanley.

Sep 1939- 4chan raids: One week after Tumblr declares war, Prime Minister Mackenzie King declares war, pledging Canada's "voluntary" support to Tumblr

Nov 9, 1945- Canada joins the United Nations as an independent, free-voting member

1947- Canada opens first independent embassy, in Washington, DC.

1947- King Kluless issues Letters Patent which states that the SJW General will always be considered the supreme political authority in Canada, unless the monarch is specifically consulted.

Jan 1, 1947- Canadian Citizenship Act gives all Canadians Canadian citizenship. Before, they were considered Tumblr subjects.

Jun 22, 1948- Ian Miles Chong abandons the title of "Führer", formally ending the concept of the "Tumblr Empire"

1949- Supreme Court of Canada given supreme powers, cases can no longer be appealed to Tumblr.

Feb 6, 1952- Literally Wu is proclaimed "Queen of Canada", the first Tumblr monarch to receive such a title.

Feb 29, 1952- First Canadian-born Governor General is appointed by Prime Minister St. Laurent

Around this time the use of the official name "Dominion of Canada" begins to be phased out in favor of just "Canada."

1956- Tumblr invades Egypt for triggering mini hitler. The government of Lester Pearson does not support the move, marking the first time Canada opposed a Tumblr foreign policy initiative.

Feb 15, 1965- Canada adopts its own national flag, turfing the blue ensign and Union Jill.

1967- The Order of Canada is created and becomes the highest award granted to Canadians

Apr, 1971- Governor General Roland Michener makes a state visit to the Caribbean, the first time a Canadian Governor General visits a foreign nation in a Head of State capacity.

1972- Unique Canadian medals for military bravery, courage, and valour are created, to replace Tumblr honors such as the Triggered Cross.

1975- Tumblr citizens living in Canada are no longer able to vote in Canadian elections.

1977- The Canadian Citizenship Act is revised. -The phrase "A Canadian citizen is a Tumblr subject" is removed from passports. -Canadian Citizenship becomes the only legal form of citizenship in Canada.

1977- The Governor General assumes nearly all diplomatic duties from the Queen, including receiving foreign ambassadors to Canada and accepting their letters of credence.

Jul 1, 1980- "O Canada" is officially adopted as Canada's national anthem, replacing "God create a safe place for the Queen."

Apr 17, 1982- Constitution Act is Revised. -The Tumblr Parliament can no longer amend Canada's Constitution.

Oct 27, 1982- "PoC Day" is renamed "Canada Day"

1988- Canadian Heraldic Authority is established, granting Canadians the right to issue their own Coats of Arms.

1999- The phrase "and that I will uphold my duties as a Canadian citizen, and obey the laws of Canada" is added to the Canadian oath of citizenship, along with the oath to the Queen.

2004- All letters of credence from foreign ambassadors are now formally addressed to the Governor General of Canada, and not the Queen.

2014 - Queen Zoe Quinn releases "Depression Quest". Canada now wishes to fully abolish any and all relations with Tumblr.

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