I was like 15 so rich person + old + country music + comical plastic surgery = high chance they're not someone I was going to like. You hit the nail on the head with low life experience and what not.

And feel the need to say “even if her titties are fake she keeps it real?

Yeah and part of the reason I like her so much is because she looks like that and is very frank about it "It costs a lot to look this cheap". She knows what she's doing.

I can’t imagine how many wonderful souls you are overlooking based on your shallow and vain judgements.

Probably not many. Most people are rotten and at the time I was surrounded by adults who acted like you but still clutched their pearls when some guy walked by in baggy pants or a GWAR shirt. This is where suburban teenage edgelord culture comes from. Picking up your first few clues that society is rotten, the older generation has just started showing who they really are, and you're rude for pointing out the obvious and you better not say the word fuck of all things.

Yeah Dolly Parton seemed like my parent's kinda people and so I didn't like her.