This is such a dumb satire lmao.

He is simply given one of the best second options of all time and one of the best defensive and rebounding players of all time

Yeah, all the Bron fans are touting his performance in spite of his team this year yet conveniently ignore that Jordan scored 63 points against the best team of all time and still lost lmao.

one of the best defensive and rebounding players of all time.

Except he won without Rodman ya dunce.

A real GOAT doesn't need to be a player coach-he's just handed one of the top 5 coaches of all times.

Derr herr who was Doug Collins and why did Jordan take the Bulls to the ECF and dominate without him

Plus, no other player was smart enough to give his body a 2 year break in the middle of his career, forcing people to speculate whether he would've 8-peat when even his own teammates have publicly stated that's absurd and the break lead to the second 3-peat.

Yeah fuck him for leaving after his father was murdered! What a scumbag! Try to argue it all you want but he dominated every single team when it mattered and there's nothing to suggest he wouldn't have kept winning against the same teams he absolutely worked for so many years before.

MJ was the real face of the NBA and we all know he would excel in today's 24 hour news cycle world with his media friendly demeanor and universal appeal.

Yeah Kobe, whose demeanor nearly matches MJs, really struggled post rape accusation.

And don't even talk to me about about basketball IQ. I mean cmon-who else could do what MJ has done with Charlotte? Seriously...almost nobody else.

This is fucking hilarious. First you tout Phil Jackson who is doing TERRIBLE as an FO guy, then you shit on MJ for being bad in the FO. Do you not realize how much confirmation bias is in that?