Weed:
- must be smoked outside, in the cold, while keeping a watchful eye out for cops
Who smokes weed outside? Only on rare occasions have I ever seen people smoking outside, especially if they are at home.
- immediate side effects inevitably involve severe coughing and being unable to get my breath all night, ruining the evening without fail
Have you ever actually smoked weed? A lot of this comment makes me think "no."
- pretty much not socially acceptable
Get better friends.
- everything has to stop while you go outside and smoke
Again, where does this happen?
- set up involves holding the flashlight for some guy while he goes through this long and complicated process involving a grinder and packing a bowl/bong and then cleans up afterwords
Who are you smoking around? It's never this much of an inconvenience for most people.