It sounds like you handled that conversation very well but I'd be feeling pretty uncomfortable about my friends acting like that. It's not nice behaviour.

I am used to friends who are pretty weird, but I was taken aback by this. It just seemed so nasty to say to me. I have had people joke about having me hold the camera while they have sex (we were having a porn conversation, it wasn't someone being crass) and then splitting the money 3ways. But this was in such a negative tone... made me feel like they were angry at me for how I was born.

You've known them for a while - why are they single?

Will had a relationship with a girl in Hawaii, but she got back with her ex and has like two kid by him now. She told him not to contact her again. We live on the mainland so they never actually met. It was a Skyperomance.

The same with Bryce. They don't have real, physical girlfriends. They have people they sleep with, but can never keep a girl interested.

Is it because they aren't nice guys?

They are good friends, but terrible boyfriends. I have heard things about them from HS, but thought they grew out of it. Because they had shitty childhoods. But now I am wondering if I should have listened to those stories.

Because they go around feeling entitled to dating their friends as, presumably, you're good looking and therefore should be dtf?

I am actually not good looking. I am "cute" to some people, but I tend to attract neckbeards. -_- Unfortunately. I am not sure why they were interested, because I really am not someone who normally gets this kind of attention.

If it was me I'd be re-evaluating my friendship with them. We know that people can be a-holes without being 100% dicks so I understand you still like them, but that convo was all fairly icky.

I am tempted to just give them back some of their stuff and telling them we are done being friends. Or just slow fade.