But there aren't any other people in a men's room, as you understand the word, 'people', only semi intelligent apes and other imposters in Oxford button downs, and who, having waited until the last second, now have no choice but to turn down cognitive capacity for shame and embarrassment in order to allow for the physical activations of functions, which might very well clear single bathroom homes of small children, while simultaneously devouring old growth forests in South America, and contributing to climate change and accelerated Arctic melt. It is only after these individuals leave the bathroom -wash your frickin hands please- that they become people again.