I’ve been waiting so fucking long to tell this story:

In High School I had to go to the bathroom during band practice. We had cheeseburgers for lunch that day, and I go in and do my thing and the whole time a kid with Down’s syndrome was watching a bunch of hamburger patties in the sink. Like soaping them, scrubbing them, the whole 9 yards.

When I got back to practice I couldn’t stop laughing inappropriately so the director made me say in front of everyone (he was up in the band tower and just shouted, “*RANDY! What’s so dang funny?? Do you wanna share, get it over with, so we can get back to practice!?” And I hesitantly obliged

And then the whole band is laughing and my director is trying not to laugh buuuut we can tell he finds it hilarious