I miss going to the movie theater.

I don't miss going to the movie theater.

I don't miss the crowds and overpriced stale popcorn. I don't miss planning my weekend around what movies were coming out because waiting a month for the release and not having to be around crowds and overpriced popcorn and having peace is great while watching a movie. I don't miss the laughs and the hype, because I still have the laughs and the hype... You miss disappointment and sadness? Seek therapy. You miss the 10PM Thursday night showings with no one else in the room? I thought you said you miss crowds? You miss not caring about anything for 2 hours? Why can't you not care about anything for 2 hours?

I really don't miss going to the movie theater. You know what I also don't miss? Using the shift key when starting sentences and writing the word I. It's right here, so I can use it. You can too.

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