Shitty America? Eat our fat dick you mustard-slurping kraut. As an American who's had the misfortune of having to spend some time working for our company's German division, I really hope you don't forget the following:
Half your population walks around wearing American-flag t-shirts, without even counting the majority walking around in Harley Davidson sweaters or equally American-branded clothing. Your marketing uses America as a brand to communicate coolness, and the top-selling flag in your entire country is the Stars and fucking Stripes.
Your country is our country's little bitch, as you can most clearly tell from the fact that we're ejactulating the TPP down your leaders' throats and they're loving every bitter-tasting moment of it. I hope you do some digging as to how much we're brutally fucking your country's exports over, and then read a bit more about how much your country's politicians are licking up every drop of our trade-conditions ejaculate just to stay in our good graces. Thanks for finally paying off your WW2 reparations, and now it's time to get raped once again.
Your country's manufacturing is moving to China, and your brains are moving to America where they're actually paid what they're worth. Check the brain drain statistics if you really want to humble yourself, specifically the percentages of doctorate-level researchers going from Germany to USA vs. USA to Germany. It's not even comparable.
Your old women bitch and complain about people like me crossing the street on red, our old women bitch and complain that they didn't have a chance to punch a few more rivets into the bombers that tore your biggest cities to smoking shreds.
Enjoy your western-defined culture & historically embarrassed life, you self-hating token of mediocrity.