The only thing I think when I look at this picture is I wonder how far I could kick that little fucker. I'm betting like 40 yards minimum. To hear him scream through the air, flipping end over end, his desperate breath creating a steam spiral in the cold air. My god there is nothing better in life. Except listening to the thud and scream as he lands, puncturing his lungs with his broken front femurs as he tries to dissipate the blow from being punted half a football field. I hope if there is a heaven that I get to do this every single day for eternity. As I typed this, I actually bursted a vein in my penis from getting too hard of an erection. I am en route to the emergency room, and will be proving updates on twitter @cesarmillan. Thank you.