Go back to art school with your negativity and lack of actual artistic sensibility. I like it; it's not mind blowing, but I like it.
I am glad it's not the same shit we always see where their hands are entwined and her dress is splayed out on the grass and they are spider man kissing and the photographer is taking that photo from a tree to get the perfect flat grass backdrop or whatever everyone usually drools over in wedding photography. GAGGGGG. So boringgg.
I am sure they took tons of cute wedding photos where everyone is smiling and their hands are positioned just right and the lighting is twinkly, blah blah blah. But it's cool that they have this photo too, cause it's fun. The fact that everyone is a little off tells a story.
The first fez guy could be the boss, he is standing a little apart, has a twinkle in his eye, and looks like he just decided "Yeah, the hit is on, get him boys". The 3rd and 4th fez wearing dudes seem like regular old thugs to me, with their hard scowls, beards and no nonsense attitudes; they are ready to kill when they hear "go". Whereas the 2nd Fez Guy seems like he knows something those two don't; he's got that little smile and is looking away; when boss man (Fez#1) gives the order, all bets are off.
The first two bride's maids, well, they are deeeeeeefinitely in collusion and have some fucked up twin-cest thing going on, and are fucking someone else over for inheritance money, but also have plans to stab each other in the back. The third bride's maid is the only one with a conscience and moral compass (other than MAYBE Fez Guy #2). Maybe they plan to steal away together after making things right and taking down the baddies with their smarts. I don't imagine them to be totally altruistic mind you; they would definitely pad their bank accounts on the way outta town. Now, the 4th bridesmaid, she is a real problem. She is the solo-schemer and is smarter than everyone. Maybe the groom is some got-lucky investor with loads of money, but not necessarily the brains to back it up. He is obviously checking his pant pocket for some item that reminds him, "Oh, yes, all that laundered money is in the Caymans, just where I safely put it away at." But this bitch is devious, she has weaseled her way into his pants and his bank account. Now, that sounds terrible, cause he just got married, but it's OK, cause the bride only did it cause she had to to get her family out of serious debt to FEZ GUY #1 (OH WHAT??).....
So, the groom agreed to pay Fez Guy #1 a lot of moola to get him off his new bride's family's case, but he decided to sell her out to run off to the Cayman's with Bride's Maid #4 (Jessica). P.S. he only agreed to marry Meredith because her family owns property that he desperately needs to acquire in order to expand his corporate interests. But, Jessica is definitely gonna kill him and steal all his secret Cayman Isles money. The dynamic duo (Bride's maids #1 and #2) plan to steal the money from Jessica, but she is too smart for them, and will someone cleverly destroy their plan and kill them at sea.
At the end of the day, Fez Guy #2 and Bride's Maid #3 unravel Jessica's plan, take the money for themselves, pay off Fez Guy #1 with it (so he leaves Meredith and her family alone) and run off into the sunset together to live happily ever after. The final scene is of them relaxing on a beach, drinking mai tais with cuban bolero music playing and fading into the end credits.
The conclusion is that this wedding picture tells a story of deceit, corruption, twincest, infidelity, and possibly animal cruelty (I am not even going to bother addressing that part of the story). Wait...that either sounds like a really standard wedding photo or a bad one.....The point is that they took this picture cause it was fun, and I think it was successful in that you can see a story in it. This could easily be the Hulu splash image for some modern NBC drama. A+ to everyone involved.