I need my multiplayer modes accurate!

I refused GoldenEye multiplayer for its free blending of Bond characters. I was a middle school pariah for it; Oddjob and Natasha were never meant to cross paths!

Same with Crash Bash and Crash Team Racing playing all loosey goosey with the rich historical tapestry of established Crash Bandicoot canon.

I cursed Mario Tennis for even unleashing Waluigi. The troubling trend of Shyguys, clearly creatures of the Subcon realm, cavorting around the mushroom kingdom JUST DISGUSTS ME TO MY CORE.

And don't get me started on red dead redemption's multiplayer allowing female shaped character models to grind the same three missions over and over. I vaguely feel like the other older Rockstar games did this so they're superior. The fact they would spit in the face of history like that Even though I am unfamiliar with the particulars of the American west, I do have third hand cultural osmosis that it mostly involved dudes being all manly and women were either school teachers or prostitutes, as the 20th century intended. Throwing Zombies into the mix is fine though.

And MS PAC-MAN WHAT IS THAT PANDERING I SW-$&#+#&@