Why not just "Simply Loaded"

Inspired by http://reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4yd733/new_overwatch_short_the_last_bastion/d6msh6q

Let's get down to killin', 'till we rule the world
Did they program softies, I said no morals
You're the saddest bot I ever met
But you can beep before you boop
Omnic, I'll take the noob out of you

They say that we are soulless, well we'll sure kill show them.
Once you find the payload, you just might still win
You're a skilless, scrub that sucks a lot
Plz don't QQ, you know it's true
Somehow I'll take the noob out of you

I'm never gonna cap the point
Say hello to those who grouped me
Boy, were they a fool buffing them
This Widow's got me pinned to death
Hope she doesn't see straight to me
At least Blizz nerfed the EZ spam

Kill a man
We must be cruel as a soldier's rifle
Kill a man
With all the rage of a fist of doom
Kill a man
With all the speed of your British waifu
Mysterious as the stealthiest High Noon

Defeat is racing toward us, 'till the load arrives
If you get a team kill, then you might survive
You're not programmed for the salt of war
So forfeit, format, you're through
How could I take the noob out of you?

Kill a man
We must be cruel as a soldier's rifle
Kill a man
With all the rage of a fist of doom
Kill a man
With all the speed of your British waifu
Mysterious as the stealthiest High Noon

We must be cruel as a soldier's rifle
With all the rage of a fist of doom
With all the speed of your British waifu
Mysterious as the stealthiest High Noon

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