[NSFW] What has been your most "straight out of a porn flick" sexual experience?

I have two that both occurred at my first job.

I was around 16 years old at the time and absolutely bored out of my mind at the country club I worked at. On my pay stub and to most of my friends I was referred to as a lifeguard but really I was just a glorified pool boy. I spent more time making membership cards and cleaning the pool deck and bathroom areas than I did actually guarding any life's. The job itself was pretty boring but what made it the best job any teenager could have was the absolute lack of supervision on all the employees. The clubhouse stayed open every night until 9 and during winter seasons (pool is open 365 days a year because I lived in Florida) only one employee was scheduled to close. That meant if the manager left early, which he usually did around 6-8ish, whoever was working would have free range of the country club for the rest of their shift. The only people who used the country club that late were older members who all have their own keys to the gym so there was no problem leaving the front office unattended. I usually devoted that sweet extra time to getting stoned off my ass in the storage garage and binge watching Netflixing in the front office while eating whatever left over food was there from previous birthday parties/baby showers etc. that took place in a venue at the back of the clubhouse which we rented out to members and residents of the community. It was referred to by the staff as the "party room". The name suited the room obviously because well, birthday, graduation, bridal, etc. parties were held there, but also because the employees used that room to get fucked up in, drink and get stoned. One time a buddy of mine and I boxed the party room with a vaporizer and sketched out thinking that the smell wouldn't go away but that's a story for another day. Anyways now that I've given you all these details hopefully you can now imagine the situation I was in. This particular night I was outrageously bored, stoned, and... horny. Not just that constantly wanting to put your dick in something type of horny that is a pretty neutral state for most guys that age, I was particularly horny because I had been texting this girl in one of my classes all day and things had gotten pretty intense as my shift went on. I didn't know her to well but she had started to take a liking towards me, She had been sending me naked pictures of herself and telling me what she wanted to do to me over the last remaining hours of my shift. After a series of nude photos she called my phone and told me she was tired of talking about all this and wanted to see me. Being that there were only a few people in the gyms and no one anywhere else in the clubhouse, I invited her to come hangout with me at work until I got off, then we were going to go park in my car somewhere and probably go at it or at least fool around. Once she got to the clubhouse I became nervous. I had really only had sex one time before and it definitely wasn't while I was stoned. If you've never been stoned around people you don't know really well then just let me tell you this, it makes communication 20x harder than usual. So here I am, high as fuck, nervous, cotton mouthed, making shifty eye contact with this extremely hormone driven sex craving young woman. Not knowing how to initiate any move I decide I'm going to just give her a tour of the club house to try and break the ice. We walk the whole grounds, I show her the pool, gyms, offices and all that, she's eyeing me the whole time, making me more anxious than I already am. Once we get to the back of the clubhouse she got close to me and we both continued our conversation about how nice it must be to work where I did. She then proceeded to ask if there was anywhere I went to get away while i was at work late. I told her in the back venue behind her and pointed to it. It was the party room. She asked what the room is used for and without even thinking about it, just as if I was answering the question to a clubhouse member, I nonchalantly said "that's where the partying happens" After the words came out of my severely dry mouth I realized what I said could've come off as totally normal or like a cheesy porn one liner. However she interpreted it caused her to drag me by my collar to the back room where she pulled down my pants and sucked me off. Without hesitation she pulled her leggings down and I had sex with a girl bent over on all fours for the first time. Lasted about a minute. 10/10 would do again. I walked into work that day just a measly pool attendant and walked out, Rico Suave, Guardian of Life, payed sex worker.

That's all the time I have now, i have so many stupid memories from that job so I might share more if anyone else wants to hear them

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