In college there was a group of notorious dorm sluts and a few of them somehow ended up at every party. We called them the "Rainbow Brigade" which was something we came up with due to the fact that every ethnicity was represented in their group. They had a white girl, a black girl, a native girl, a Mexican and a Puerto Rican, an Indian girl, a Japanese girl and a Hawaiian Pacific Islander. Hence, all the colors of the rainbow. Lots of us were Eskimo Brothers thanks to those girls.
Anyways I ended up fucking one of them once which was one bad decision after a night of many other bad decisions and she fucking answered her cell phone during doggy style. Some thirsty guy was hitting her up for a late night booty call, haha. I keep pounding her because I'm six rum and cokes in and my give a shit meter is running low. I do mumble at her to hang up but she keeps talking to this guy, she's like, "oh I can't come over - gasp - I'm hanging out with someone else right now" and I start getting pissed because honestly this whole thing had already started out as a hate fuck. This chick was always annoying to me and I never liked her at all but she kept pestering me to fuck her all night that night and once the rum goggles were nicely strapped on I felt like I could ignore her butterface and focus on that tight Pacific Islander body she had and get through it.
So I reached down and snatched her phone, hang it up, and get up to throw it out my dorm room window, but she started getting pissed so I stop and puzzle it out in my drunk brain that I'm probably gonna end the night giving myself a sloppy handie in the dorm shower if I actually throw her phone out the window. I relent and give her her stupid fucking bedazzled phone back and she gets back in doggy position. Anyways we fuck, she wants me to fuck her in the ass, I oblige her.
Fast forward to us getting dressed and she wants me to walk her back to her goddamn dorm room which I was very against but she insisted because there was some crazy rape-o on the loose that fall who had attacked a few girls late night on campus so I decided it was probably for the best that she doesn't go missing and my drunk ass was the last person seen with her. We made it all the way to the steps up to her building and a group of five or six of my buddies turns the corner, sees me awkwardly saying goodnight to her while trying to avoid her butterface goodnight kiss, and they quickly piece together what is happening and burst into laughter pointing at us and clowning.
TL, DR: I'm an asshole who hate fucked a dorm slut after drinking too much and not only did she answer a booty call mid doggy style but my friends also caught me shamefully walking her back to her dorm.