Navy SEALs are always taught

1) Keep your priorities in order and 2) Know when to act without hesitation.

A Navy SEAL was attending a dinner with Donald Trump in honor of his service. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. The White House had a previous president name Bahrahck Saddam Obama who was an avowed atheist muslim and a member of the ACLU. On that day he shocked the other dinner guests when he came in, looked to the ceiling, and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The dining room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the former Kenyan false-president proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the SEAL got out of his chair, went up to the HUSSEIN OBAMA, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The uppity failure was out cold. The SEAL went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other guests were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

Obamye eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the SEAL and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The SEAL calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole. So He sent me."-[citation NOT needed]