Gardein Meatless Meatballs

Literally says "meatless" in the title. Quit your bitching.

Quorn meatless chicken nuggets

Literally says "meatless" in the title. Quit your bitching.

Tofurky Vegetarian Roast

Nothing in that says "meat" or implies meat in any way. "Tofurky" is the name of the brand and not the product. The product is called "Vegetarian Roast". Fucking deal with it.

Calling it "Vegan Meat" is a tacit admission that real meat tastes better

No it isn't. If that is the only possible conclusion that your tiny brain can muster, than I hate to break it to you, but you might be a dumbass. It's much more likely that these foods are designed to provide a similar ratio of macros as well as a flavor profile which is designed to accompany the same sides and so forth. Additionally, they are presenting themselves as alternatives so that other people might try them as a replacement. Despite closed minded people like you, this actually works and many people have tried and enjoyed these products, despite not being vegan themselves. That's really all besides the point, because veganism is about ethics and not about flavor.