3. People who pooped on the bathroom floor in highschool, why?

People who pooped on the bathroom floor in highschool, why?

Was 8th grade football practice after school and after a day of bubble guts I debated in the locker room if I could make it through practice without shitting my pants. The anxious me decided it was better to tough out practice on the verge of having a blowout, rather than have a comically loud shut in the echoey locker room with the rest of the football team. After getting out there and doing a 1/2 mile jog and 300 yards of sprints I quickly changed my mind. Told coach wasn’t feeling well, needed to go home. I walked to the locker room as fast as I could without letting it spill out...but was about 2 seconds too slow. As I turned around to sit down it came flying out. All over my left leg, my underwear, my pants, the floor, the toilet seat, and about 1/10 actually in the toilet. THANK GOD THE LOCKER ROOM WAS A GHOST TOWN. I cleaned as best I could for about 20 minutes and then threw my shit covered clothes in my gym bag and ran home as fast as I could. I’d just finished washing my stuff right when my mom got home. This is one of the embarrassing things I’ve ever experienced and still haven’t told anyone.

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