Played at an Irish bar last night and accidentally dressed as the flag behind us. It was dubbed "camouflage show" by someone in the crowd.

I'll be honest, I genuinely don't see this going down too well.

And as Irish history informs us, it seems the guy in the green cannot be too trusting of the guy in the orange and the guy in the orange thinks the guy in the green is a massive asshole and likes to annoy him by marching past his house annually to remind him who won and offering abject and uncontrolled violence in case your

So my advice when it comes to collecting your performance money for the band at the end of a gig is it should be the job of the guy in the green personally to ensure that all cost allocations are correctly accounted for providing they can produce receipts and then anything left over is distributed equally in accordance with socialist principles that informed the Irish revolutionaries attitudes of nationalism. Anything left over is yours, that's the way socialism works in practice.

Obviously since you're now in charge of handling the booty this means you get to allocate yourself more in accordance with what socialist theory. Not a fat lot of good that'll do the band anyway considering the guy in the green plans to spend it all on his favourite form of charity; Merchant Bankers retirement funds.

I think this the point you should get strict contracts written up and approved by yourself as the bands new official politburo getting any ambiguity out of the way as to the division of labour in the band, because after believing the band belonged to him since isn't everything his anyway is likely to put his nose out of joint and he'll start taking trips to music instruments shops trying to bring new influences into the band obsessing over effects in order to take on greater which will overwhelm the band with a historic war of absolute pettiness, the band will split, he'll run off and become the stiff little fingers and you will go on to become the sawdoctors.

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