OP here. I don't want to hijack the top comment because I feel it would be in poor taste BUT here's a whole album of this dude. I hope this comment somehow finds its way to the top because I honestly wasn't expecting to get this much exposure. For everyone wondering where I live, I live in Sarasota, FL. For anyone wondering what's the story with the cat, I work in real estate and was there for an inspection. The tenants moved out the day before, everything was out of the house, and the owners had never lived there. The cat was by himself without food or water. I cut a mango for him to eat, you can see it in the photos (he hated it and didn't eat it though). Otherwise, I just hanged around outside with him for the length of the inspection. Real estate agents don't have a lot to do at an inspection and it was a great way to burn a couple hours. At the end of it all, judging that there were no tenants or owners to take care of him, the inspector decided to take him home. Florida is full of things that would have killed this cat had we not helped him/her out. Hawks, eagles, alligators, bigger cats, FloridaMan, etc. Edit: Well..I can't believe this comment actually made it to the top. Thanks guys.