I will never be able to comprehend people who play Zelda for its story. A series that has - over 35 years - only ever twice come close to anything that remotely resembles a good story and has only once - in one of its biggest flops - focused on story primarily.

Do you guys live in some locked box where the only stories that exist are Zelda and bad anime? Playing Zelda for its story is like reading a book for its amazing visuals and action. I just can't comprehend being that bent over something so barely consequential. Are you guys really that blown away by basic fairytales about a guy saving a princess, beating an evil guy and executing a bunch of cartoon tropes along the way? How little narrative have you seen over the course of your life that you actually think Zelda's is one that should be any kind of selling point?

It just beggars belief. It's like buying a Veyron for its comfort and not its speed.