This may be too late but I'll write it anyways.
The scene took place at midnight on a Thursday night my freshman year. Now, the dorm was co-ed by floor and only about half the wing of my floor was occupied by students due to a smaller enrollment that year, so one of the wings of my floor was unused. Since I lived between the two wings, I tended to use the bathroom on the unoccupied wing since it wasn't used a whole lot... Until that night.
I was brushing my teeth minding my own business when all of a sudden, I hear a girl silently moaning from the shower. I did a double take... wait a sec... Why do I hear a girl on a guys floor bathroom? I tiptoed towards the shower area and them heard a guy whisper from the same shower.
Now I don't know about the experiences of other people at other colleges, but this never happened in my dorm (for what I know). So, naturally, I tell everyone on the floor what I had just discovered. Then, everyone rushed to the bathroom to listen and confirm. Eventually, since no one knew who the hell was in there and word spread quickly, it became a full camp out outside the bathroom for about 30 or so people... Waiting to see who it was.
One of my friends decided to take it up a notch and start playing Barry White songs on his iPad for them as a form of mockery. It only went downhill from there... Shit talking between the shower guy and some of my friends was exchanged. Then, according to shower guy, someone stole his boxers and towel.
At that point he had enough, so he marched out into the hall fully nude and begged for his boxers back. I went back to my room to get him a towel and when I came back I was told he apparently found his boxers... Okay.
About 10 minutes later the man and woman of the hour march out of the bathroom completely embarrassed and pissed. Thing is, no one recognized who the guy was. Apparently, he was a visiting boyfriend and the girl decided to show him some fun in our showers. All of this could have been avoided if they had gone down to the bathroom on the floor where NOBODY lived... But sometimes I don't understand people.