I was in a band that played at BoomTown festival in England one year, I forget which.

We were in the artist camping, and near where we were all camped was a bunch of portaloos. This is the artists camping so it didn't stink at all, and the unobstructed access was welcome.

On the second day, we are getting ready to play our set. We're a little behind because reggae band, and we are all scoffing down a quick lunch before weve got to quick march with all the gear to the other end of the festival.

As we're eating, they are cleaning out the portaloos. They get to one, and it's locked. Presumably they knocked or whatever, but by the time we are all looking, they are fighting tooth and fucking nail to get this door open, like hanging off it, trying to rip it off. They do it, and out flops this woman, and instantly you could see she was dead. I'd never seen a dead body before but the way she fell and her palour told me right away.

Instantly, they're doing CPR, security is there, and a little med golf kart is racing up. Suddenly, from the other side of two temporary fences this guy screams "THATS MY WIFE", and lifted not one but two whole fences in the space of about a second. Most people might have fought through the gaps or climbed over, this cunt lifted them in the blink of an eye only to be tackled to the ground by security, crying like a baby while the med staff tried in vain to resuscitate his wife, feet away from him. Absolutely the saddest scene i ever did see. The woman had killed herself, and was the mother of two or three. It was in the news but i couldnt read the article.

Our manager told us we had to go, we were already late. We went and played our set to a bunch of revelling reggae fans. It was awful.