Redditors who rode the bus to and from school, what was your most memorable moment on the school bus?

I farted on the bus on a cold day and all windows were shut. It was a small and painful fart. One that burned so bad on the way out it brought a tear to my eye. I felt a moment of relief as my intestines were no longer holding what I soon learned was a super fart. It hit me. Imagine a smelly homeless dude taking a big greasy shit on a public bus, this is how it went down... Kids in the seat in front of me start gagging and wafting it around attempting to get fresh air... it didn't matter. Row by row of bus seats kids began gasping for air, coughing, and eventually one kid was screaming his nose burned. Finally kids are frantically trying to open windows but elementary school kids are not developed enough to pinch the mechanism and open the windows. Finally the bus driver stops at school and demands to know who brought the stinkbomb on the bus and begins telling us the principal will hear about this as the principal steps into the bus and starts gagging and says whoever brought the stinkbomb will be caught. Then the principal runs out of the bus coughing.

Then like a month later I must have had the same food and proceeded to gas the bus with another super fart and repeat this same story. I cleared the bus in middle school like this a few times too. Never was found out.

TL;DR farted on schoolbus and made everyone gag, had principal come on bus to demand the stinkbomber give themselves up.

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