Relationship, Life and General Advice Tuesday megathread

Am i going crazy or am i right?

First Of All, For Some Reason CC Has Activated Jaden Smith Mode? I Dont Know Why Every First Letter Is Capital. Anyway. Story: Its 8pm, I Workout So In Need To Eat 2500 -3000 Calories Per Day But I Havent Reached That Yet Today.

So I Decided To Make Myself Some Fried Eggs. Did I Mention That My Parents Get Crazy When I Make Food After 6pm Or So? They Protray Me As That Clumsy Kid That Cant Do Anything Right, They Make Me Feel Like That Constantly And Tell Me To Do Things On My Own At The Same Time. How Can I Do Things On My Own When They Keep Telling Me "Please, Let Me Do That You Will Fuck It Up". Well, As I Went To The Kitchen I Told My Mum Im Gonna Make Eggs, I Mean They Cant Stop Me Anyway. My Mum Started Yelling , As Usual. She Says "Im So Tired, Ive Been On My Feet All Day" (Okay Its Not Like I Asked You To Do It Lol. That Was My First Thought) So I Tried To Ignore Her But She Kept Yelling And Insulting Me. Then My Dad Joins In Starts Yelling And Insulting Me Too. I Explain To Them Nicely That I Need To Eat Alot When I Workout And Try To Bulk Up. What Is The First Thing That Comes Out Of Their Mouth?

"What Workout? You Go To The Park For 30 Minutes And Thats It?" (Im On The /R/Bodyweightfitness Routine) I Try To Tell That I Know More About Fitness Than Everyone In That Room Combined. Oh Did I Mention That My Sister Already Joined Then To, What I Consider, Harass Me?

At This Point I Start To Get Angry But I Play It Cool At First So I Just Keep Trying To Counter With Arguements But They Are Ignorant So Its Like Talking To A Wall. My Dad Implies That He Knows More About Fitness Than Me, Hes Been Doing Nothing But Some Scambled Pathetic 5kg Dumbell Curls Or Whatever That Is Called But It Didnt Look Like Curls To Me. He Also Does Cardio, Well Rarely But Still Thinks He Does More Than Me. (I Workout 3 Times A Week.)

Now They All Of The Sudden Try To Compare Me To My Uncle Who Is A Waterball Player And Who, To My Knowledge, Does Too Only Cardio. They Say I Wouldnt Survive His Workout. He Only Runs, Okay I Dont Do Cardio At All And I Try To Tell Them But Again, Their Ignorance Exeeds Them. Now, I Get Really Angry Because Its Already Bullying What They Do, So I Out Of Anger, Threaten Them With Spilling The Oil Of The Pan. They Keep Going And Insult Me Even More So I Spill The Oil On The Kitchen.

(Im Keep My Word)

So Yeah, Needless To Say That My Mum Lost Her Shit And If My Dad Wouldnt Have Had A Knee Operation A Few Days Ago And Therefor Cant Move, A Real Fight Would Have Broken Out And That Wouldnt Have Ended Good For Them. Or Me Too Cause They Would Probably Call The Police.

I Left To My Room To Eat The Eggs And My Mum Yells That Shes Gonna Cut My Throat So I Go To The Kitchen, Tell Her, Here Im Gonna Help You, I Hand Her A Big Knife And She Tells Me To Piss Off.

Now Im Here Listening To Music So I Dont Hear Them. Seriously? What The Fuck I Was Only Trying To Eat And It Almost Ended In Murder?

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