Well, I'll tell you a story from my best childhood friend who I no longer talk to just because he sorta outgrew us. I remember clear as day, the first time I rolled up into his drive way without knowing him or his family. I was about 3 or 3 and a half and I had one of those 3 wheeled plastic scooters you could sit on and push with your feet. Either way, somehow we just clicked, for the next 15 years or so we only grew closer. I'd eat at his place, he would eat at mine, we'd have sleepovers and game till the bright and early mornings. He was like a brother to me, but he had changed a lot over the years, and somehow i just didn't like him as much anymore, i think I clung on to the memories more than anything.

One day it happened. I just sorta snapped at him. He had grown to completely overshadow me, didn't really see me at all, and when he leaned down and said, I need about tree fiddy I fucking lost it. It was about that time I noticed he was actually about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the paleolithic era. So i yelled at him "I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy you God damn Loch Ness monster! Git off my lawn!