jesus christ. everyone went to high school with this chick. youre really pasty and your face has a weird curvature to it that looks doughy and cute in the right lighting. your hair seems like its taken care of but you have random sections of it in weird revolts giving people the impression that you A) have great hair that its just flowing all over the place and B) youre so down to earth that you dont care. but we both know thats not true. you spend hours on your hair, not to make it look perfect, but to make it look like it would be perfect. thats your plan. youve seen "shes all that" too many times and think that shits real. your eyebrows are thicker than most girls giving the impression that you leave it be. but the truth is that those bushes could inspire the amazon rainforest if you actually ever did grow them out. your lips look like theyre perpetually recovering from being chapped even though no one can remember when they were chapped. you think it makes you look rugged, and again, sadly, down to earth. but i know its because when you do do your makeup probably once a week with your other plain girlfriends to go to some stoners basement to watch them play videogames and hope that the cute one starts to get a thing for you (he wont), you put such an obnoxious amount of makeup on, especially on your lips, that you have almost permanently damaged them. those things have the dryness of elderly pussy. that warcrime of a heart picture collage behind you along with that aeropostle or h&m sweatshirt tells your truth - youre very very basic, except you dont look hot enough to be basic and it kills you, you wish more than anything that you could be conventionally hot like jenna the cheerleader. but you cant so you play to your audience. you act quirky and bill yourself as the indie downtoearth girl and you probably listen to the folkrock they play on your local "alt" station but thats the extent of it, and since youre in high school or early college it might still work, because youre right at the line of quirky enough and "doughy-cute" enough to hook up with, but only at the moment. and by the time youre an adult, youll no longer be "cute plain" but just "plain plain" and unlike the the indie boys that come and go in your life, "plain plain" lasts forever.