Where you from guy? I betcha I have a higher iq than you boss.. More street smarts, and talents than you'll ever have. I can write computer code, design a website, build a computer from scratch, I can Photoshop like a pro, I can draw, sketch and paint, I can ride bmx bikes, skateboard, dirt bikes, I can play a drum set, and a guitar, I can sample a song and remix any song into a studio sounding track, I can dance and sing, type over 80 words a min, read more books then you've probably ever touched.. I've done manual labor my whole life, can use any tool you hand me, probably could crush your hand with a handshake but can give a massage better than any masseuse my wife has ever paid for.. I do my own mechanic work, have changed motors, transmissions, clutches, axles, drive shafts, heater cores, and more. I can weld with all 3 types of welders and am an expert with refrigeration and heating.. I hunt, can take apart and clean any gun you put in front of me in minutes, and I shoot straight as hell.. I can wire up all the electrical in a house after I do all the carpentry work.. I can do landscaping, I can roof a house, I can insulate a wall, and shingle a roof.. I can do manual labor all day long so I get built and never have to go to a gym.. And just like any country boy I can repair anything you put in front me. If I don't have tools just prepared to be surprised because I can put mcguiver to shame.. Tough as nails but i also went to school for criminal Justice.. And planning to get an engineering degree next. I get drunk and muddy on the weekends but clean up real nice for church on Sundays.. Im smart, and witty, i dont need to read stupid jokes to make people laugh and smile and just have a damn good day.. I got to looks, I got the smarts, I got the skills, and I got the grit.. A few things a yank like you would never have.. And I maybe rough round the edges but I also got the charm and the touch to steal your girl away if and whenever I pleased.. So its cool.. Us fukin rednecks from der south.. I know we just be fuxking stoopid asss hell .. Sowwy wee can't be all so as smart as all y'all other folks. Makers me so jeallouss sumtimss.. I swears.. Makes me wanna just go drink some moonshine and huff some markers ya knoe???
But yea boss.. I am from Tennessee. And honestly, I couldn't be more fucking proud of it if I tried. There's no other place in the world I'd rather be.. You should come hang with some of us sometime and really throw down.. And OMG our girls dude. Dont know if yall city slicks could handle it.. They wild and hard to tame.. We'd make you feel like your just wasting your life.. Just only under a weeks time you'd have enough stories to share with your peoples for a year or so..That's if you could get them to believe ya.. LoL
Don't assume us country boys are just dumb hicks.. Betcha half are just as smart if not smarter than you.. And the ones that aren't.. Could probably beat your ass one handed til they were just for you calling dumb to their faces..