Been with 2 women:

1 - Years together, then engaged, then she cheated on me, then dumped me.

2 - Years together, then engaged, then married, then she cheated on me after 6 months, got pregnant from the cheat, I filed for divorce, tried to leave, got into a shouting match while packing to leave, she called the police, got me arrested for threat and intimidation for yelling, arresting office told me that I had no rights because that is what being arrested is all about, she filed a restraining order so that my family had to finish packing my things to move out, state forced me to go to anger management classes where they told that if I didn't admit that I had an anger management problem that I would be in even more trouble and that for now on I will be treated by any officer that looks at my record as a wife-beater ( I am the calmest, nicest, and most level headed person you will ever meet ), was told by the judge that this was all my fault for marrying someone who was capable of doing this, lost my job, turned suicidal, had to pay both alimony and child support for a year until DNA tests proved that the baby wasn't mine, ex-wife tried to blackmail the married guy who she cheated with for $5000 or she would tell his wife, then used my alimony and child support to get an apartment with a new boyfriend who started taking care of her.

Ended up in divorce court as the husband who wasn't the father, along with the father who was a husband, and the boyfriend who wanted to be the father. When all was said and done, my lawyer felt so bad for me that he waived a year worth of legal fees, I got an apology from her lawyer because she turned psycho-bitch through the whole thing, and finally my lawyer told me that if I was ever in need of venture capital for a startup that I was considering to contact him.

The happiest I have ever been in my life is working with technology, discovery, and invention. The most miserable I have ever been was while trapped in these terrible relationships. I have been a happy bachelor now for 14 years, and will NEVER again be with another woman.