Here's a story for all:
Once upon a time a little boy was born, let's call him Shulk. After 10 years of being raised by loved ones and without parents, Shulk decided enough was enough. He jumped out of bed with a goal in mind and ran out the door. Shulk was going to turn his life around.
Shulk ran down the street with nothing more than the clothes on his back. Will he do it? Could he do it? SHOULD he do it? As thoughts jittered around in his head a familiar voice rang out.
"Hey Shulk! Where you off to in such a hurry?"
Shulk screeched to a halt before determining the cause of the interuption. It was old man Withers from the local computer repair shop. He was a strange fellow. Born in Chicago with a flair for computer systems he was always going on about some new gadget.
"I'm going to become a man. I may not succeed but I won't know until I try."
Old man Withers snickered. He began taking off his pair of Bose QC15 and replied:
"And how to you intend to do that?"
Shulk took a power stance.
"I need a Waifu. Lucina should suffice."
Without another second of hesitation Shulk ran towards the horizon in hopes of finding Lucina at her daily fencing practice. After running what felt like miles, Shulk arrived at the local gym gasping for air. This was it. The moment of truth. He psyched himself up and started to reach for the door. All of a sudden the door bursts open and Lucina appears from behind the wooden barrier.
Shulk was startled. It was all happening so quickly. This isn't the scenario he had prepared for. She was suppose to be inside so he could make an "entrance". Now they were both outside and Shulk had to improvise.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
Lucina was bright red. In all the commotion Shulk didn't realize the hand that once reached for the door now lay upon her chest. Shulk panicked. Was it over before it had the chance to begin? He began sweating. What could he say? How could he fix the scenario. After what felt like an eternity Shulk took a deep breath and yelled.
"I'M REALLY FEELING IT!"
And that is where our story ends. Legend has it that Shulk was destroyed right then and there. Others say he ran and was never seen again.
Some say he is still "feeling" it.