Writers' Pitch Monday - Melissa McCarthy

Monologue- McCarthy come out with a visible sad frown on her face and begins talking with a distanced tone in her voice."I'm so excited to be hosting SNL for the fourth time" the audience cheers but clearly McCarthy has something else on her mind. She say "Yeah, the fourth time, not the fifth like I thought..." She starts tearing up comically and keeps talking about "How it's so hard with her show being cancelled, not invited to the Gilmore Girls reunion. So what if I was a bitch to them!?". She start moving toward the right of the stage where there is a big tub of ice cream, with a big spoon and some topping (chocolate sauce, whipped cream, sprinkles). As she starts eating the ice cream she goes on to say "And the worst part is, all these idiots on the internet keep calling me the 'fat Ghostbuster! I'm not fat!" And then she puts all the toppings in her mouth raw and takes another spoonful of ice cream. Kate comes on unaware of McCarthy'emotions, nicely saying that she's so excited for the Ghostbusters sketch tonight. McCarthy screams at her to leave her alone. McCarthy ends on a sour note, obviously not caring.

Ghostbusters Trailer(prerecorded)- Like a typical movie trailer. Have Wiig cameo. But have each McCartney play the typical loud, fat,rude character that everyone criticizes her for. Action shot of all of them running up stairs has her put of breath far behind. One scene where her a Leslie are having a shouting match. She farts and burps randomly.

WU: Deadpool- Deadpool comes on to say how much of an honor it was to be played by Ryan Reynolds.At this point a second Deadpool (Killam) comes from behind shaking his head.The Deadpool sitting at the desk keeps talking about how Reynolds is the best actor ever and everyone should finally forgive him for all his bad movies at this point the Deadpool standing takes off the other ones mask revealing it to actually be Ryan Reynolds embarrassed by the hoax. The "real" Deadpool apologizes to Colin and the audience for this incident and says that'll he'll make sure Ryan learns his lesson. Ryan leaves with Deadpool feeling scared.

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