Stay petty, my friends.

Haha. First, I do practice family law. Second, you are not acknowledging the literal law that says that while explaining the law to me. Third, do you always end every statement with an attack?

You would be correct in that if you and I split up and I decided to voluntarily pay you alimony or support I could write you a check without the court ever determining custody or support. I’ve never had a client want to pay voluntary alimony (and in this case this guy obviously doesn’t like his ex so he wouldn’t be either).

If the child support or alimony requirement is an order of the court it goes to the disbursement unit or district court (depending on which type of judgment). Once again pursuant to this provision: 1) All orders, decrees, or judgments for temporary or permanent support payments, including child, spousal, or medical support, and all orders, decrees, or judgments for alimony or modification of support payments or alimony shall direct the payment of such sums to be made commencing on the first day of each month for the use of the persons for whom the support payments or alimony have been awarded. Such payments shall be made to the clerk of the district court (a) when the order, decree, or judgment is for spousal support, alimony, or maintenance support and the order, decree, or judgment does not also provide for child support, and (b) when the payment constitutes child care or day care expenses, unless payments under subdivision (1)(a) or (1)(b) of this section are ordered to be made directly to the obligee. All other support order payments shall be made to the State Disbursement Unit. In all cases in which income withholding has been implemented pursuant to the Income Withholding for Child Support Act or sections 42-364.01 to 42-364.14, support order payments shall be made to the State Disbursement Unit. The court may order such payment to be in cash or guaranteed funds.

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