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This isn't a question rather than a method that I have used to pass a urinalysis. Worth a discussion.

I smoke every day. Not an extreme amount but depending on the day it's in the morning and at night. It's been almost a daily thing since I got out of the military in 2010. Long story short I had to take two piss tests recently. Both of them popped up pretty randomly and I didn't have time to go the fake urine route.

Ended up doing tons of research on ways to pass the piss test on short notice. Ended up taking some of that information and kind of creating my own method. I passed both of the tests with flying colors. Here's how I did it.

  • Stopped smoking 24 hours prior to the test.

  • Started to drown myself with water to flush out what I could.

  • The first test was at 9am. I woke up around 4am that morning and started to drink some water.

  • Around 5:30am I took a few Aspirin and continued to drink water.

  • I had some r/freebie samples of some pre-workout mixes. Made one of those at 7:30am and drank it.

  • Took another aspirin around 7:45 and drank more water.

That's basically the method that I used and passed both urine tests. They were weeks apart. The only time that I stopped smoking was 24 hours prior to the test. For reference i'm a taller guy who's not overweight but I do have a little meat on me.

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